1. hooddoggy:

    person: chris watch out! youre about to get your crocs wet!

    me: I KNOW! its OK! crocs are made from a foam resin called croslite, which is made out of a polymer called ethylene-vinyl acetate! so theyre completely water proof!

    (via meeevs)

     
  2. Why does the one guy’s shirt match the other guy’s pants

    (via thymegatampon)

     

  3. 5by5kevin:

    Roses are red
    And true love is rare
    Booty booty booty booty
    Rockin’ everywhere

    (via no-w-o-r-ri-e-s)

     

  4. earthnation:

    my heart is full of hate and swag

    (via g-iggle)

     

  5. *googles google*

     

  6. officialunitedstates:

    Be more less boring

     
  7. (Source: rnidorijima, via thymegatampon)

     

  8. Without pasta

    Tagged #dole fruit
     

  9. jennyushkowitz:

    skankblaines:

    jennyushkowitz:

    skankblaines:

    how much can a whale ejaculate????

    The average whale usually ejaculates as much as 300 gallons of semen.

    thank you

    You’re whalecum.

    (Source: ccolf, via g-iggle)

     

  10. angel-and-hunters:

    smaugwithablog:

    wwwgoodreads:

    sqwhoretle:

    turntechdestiel:

    thepondseleven:

    harry-p-ron-w:

    amoying:

    nasturbate:

    marshtomping:

    nasturbate:

    (white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

    are you saying only females of the white race urinate

    yes

    i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

    How old r u

    17

    *whispers* how long have you been 17

    I know what you are

    Say it.Say it out loud.

    WILDCATS

    WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

    (Source: nasturbate, via g-iggle)