1. officialunitedstates:

    Be more less boring

     
  2. (Source: tvvinklevi, via thymegatampon)

     

  3. Without pasta

    Tagged #dole fruit
     

  4. jennyushkowitz:

    skankblaines:

    jennyushkowitz:

    skankblaines:

    how much can a whale ejaculate????

    The average whale usually ejaculates as much as 300 gallons of semen.

    thank you

    You’re whalecum.

    (Source: ccolf, via g-iggle)

     

  5. angel-and-hunters:

    smaugwithablog:

    wwwgoodreads:

    sqwhoretle:

    turntechdestiel:

    thepondseleven:

    harry-p-ron-w:

    amoying:

    nasturbate:

    marshtomping:

    nasturbate:

    (white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

    are you saying only females of the white race urinate

    yes

    i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

    How old r u

    17

    *whispers* how long have you been 17

    I know what you are

    Say it.Say it out loud.

    WILDCATS

    WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

    (Source: nasturbate, via g-iggle)

     

  6. deadlysick:

    From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

    (via meanwalk)

     

  7. reallyreallyreallytrying:

    i’m the guy who shoots the bullet through the CDs to make the hole

    (via officialunitedstates)

     

  8. vanillish:

    when someone comes to the right placeimage

    (via srushtinator)

     

  9. poryqon:

    if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

    (via g-iggle)

     

  10. fajitastic:

    'do it for the vine'

    image

    (via g-iggle)